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This is a complete list of GLaDOS' voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Contents

• 1 Portal
  • 1.1 Introduction
  • 1.2 Receiving the Handheld Portal Device
  • 1.3 Test Chambers 03-05
  • 1.4 Test Chambers 06-08
  • 1.5 Test Chambers 09-11
  • 1.6 Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device
  • 1.7 Test Chambers 12-16
  • 1.8 Test Chamber 17
  • 1.9 Test Chamber 18
  • 1.10 Test Chamber 19
  • 1.11 During escape
    • 1.11.1 Part 1
    • 1.11.2 Part 2
    • 1.11.3 Part 3
  • 1.12 On destroying a security camera
  • 1.13 Final battle
    • 1.13.1 First core destroyed
    • 1.13.2 Second core destroyed
    • 1.13.3 Third core destroyed
  • 1.14 Unused lines/alternate delivery
• 2 Portal 2
  • 2.1 Single-player lines
  • 2.2 Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call
    • 2.2.1 GLaDOS Reawakening
    • 2.2.2 Incinerator/Portal Gun
  • 2.3 Chapter 2: The Cold Boot
    • 2.3.1 GLaDOS Test Chamber 1
    • 2.3.2 GLaDOS Test Chamber 2
    • 2.3.3 GLaDOS Test Chamber 3
    • 2.3.4 GLaDOS Test Chamber 4
    • 2.3.5 GLaDOS Test Chamber 5
    • 2.3.6 GLaDOS Test Chamber 6
    • 2.3.7 GLaDOS Test Chamber 7
    • 2.3.8 GLaDOS Test Chamber 8
  • 2.4 Chapter 3: The Return
    • 2.4.1 GLaDOS Test Chamber 9
    • 2.4.2 GLaDOS Test Chamber 10
    • 2.4.3 GLaDOS Test Chamber 11
    • 2.4.4 GLaDOS Test Chamber 12
    • 2.4.5 GLaDOS Test Chamber 13
    • 2.4.6 GLaDOS Test Chamber 14
    • 2.4.7 GLaDOS Test Chamber 15
    • 2.4.8 GLaDOS Test Chamber 16
    • 2.4.9 GLaDOS Test Chamber 17
  • 2.5 Chapter 4: The Surprise
    • 2.5.1 GLaDOS Test Chamber 18
    • 2.5.2 GLaDOS Test Chamber 19
    • 2.5.3 GLaDOS Test Chamber 20
    • 2.5.4 GLaDOS Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS
  • 2.6 Chapter 5: The Escape
    • 2.6.1 GLaDOS' Chamber
  • 2.7 Chapter 6: The Fall
    • 2.7.1 The Fall
    • 2.7.2 Old Aperture Office bird nest
  • 2.8 Chapter 7: The Reunion
    • 2.8.1 First Propulsion Gel Test Chamber
    • 2.8.2 Second Propulsion Gel Test Chamber
    • 2.8.3 End of Propulsion Gel testing
    • 2.8.4 After first Conversion Gel encounter
    • 2.8.5 Cave Johnson Lemon Speech
    • 2.8.6 Test after Lemon Speech
    • 2.8.7 Gel connection area
  • 2.9 Chapter 8: The Itch
    • 2.9.1 Frankenturrets
    • 2.9.2 Wheatley Test Chamber 1
    • 2.9.3 Wheatley Test Chamber 2
    • 2.9.4 Wheatley Test Chamber 3
    • 2.9.5 Wheatley Test Chamber 4
    • 2.9.6 Wheatley Test Chamber 5
    • 2.9.7 Wheatley Test Chamber 6
    • 2.9.8 Wheatley Test Chamber 11
    • 2.9.9 Wheatley Test Chamber 12
    • 2.9.10 Wheatley Test Chamber 15
    • 2.9.11 Wheatley Test Chamber 16
  • 2.10 Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
    • 2.10.1 Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap
    • 2.10.2 That Part
    • 2.10.3 Turret Trap
    • 2.10.4 Bombs intro
    • 2.10.5 Pre-lair
    • 2.10.6 Corrupted Cores
    • 2.10.7 Pre-final battle
    • 2.10.8 Final Battle
    • 2.10.9 Stalemate Button
    • 2.10.10 Space
    • 2.10.11 Ending lines
  • 2.11 Co-op lines
    • 2.11.1 Calibration course
    • 2.11.2 Hub (CinTech)
    • 2.11.3 Course 1: Team Building
    • 2.11.4 Course 2: Mass and Velocity
    • 2.11.5 Course 3: Hard-light Surfaces
    • 2.11.6 Course 4: Excursion Funnels
    • 2.11.7 Course 5: Mobility Gels
    • 2.11.8 Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)
    • 2.11.9 Co-op Credits test subject analysis
    • 2.11.10 Death responses
    • 2.11.11 Generic responses (sorting needed)
    • 2.11.12 To Gesturing Bots
    • 2.11.13 Art Therapy course
      • 2.11.13.1 Test Chamber 01
      • 2.11.13.2 Test Chamber 02
      • 2.11.13.3 Test Chamber 03
      • 2.11.13.4 Test Chamber 04
      • 2.11.13.5 Test Chamber 05
      • 2.11.13.6 Test Chamber 06
      • 2.11.13.7 Test Chamber 07
      • 2.11.13.8 Test Chamber 08
      • 2.11.13.9 Test Chamber 09
      • 2.11.13.10 Death responses
  • 2.12 Unused/alternate lines
    • 2.12.1 Chapter 1: GLaDOS Awakening
    • 2.12.2 Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun
    • 2.12.3 Chapter 2: Test Chamber 2
    • 2.12.4 Chapter 2: Test Chamber 7
    • 2.12.5 Chapter 3: Test Chamber 12
    • 2.12.6 Chapter 3: Test Chamber 14
    • 2.12.7 Chapter 4: Test Chamber 20
    • 2.12.8 Chapter 4: Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS
    • 2.12.9 Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue
    • 2.12.10 Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 1
    • 2.12.11 Chapter 9: Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap
    • 2.12.12 Chapter 9: Ending lines
    • 2.12.13 "Evil again" samples
    • 2.12.14 Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines
    • 2.12.15 Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines
    • 2.12.16 Unused Co-op human storyline
    • 2.12.17 Unused Co-op artifact storyline
    • 2.12.18 Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game
    • 2.12.19 PAX Prime 2010 Co-op
    • 2.12.20 Unused Co-op Futbol game
    • 2.12.21 Conversation with Cave Johnson
  • 2.13 Leaderboard responses
• 3 Other
• 4 Notes

Portal

Introduction

If the player manages to take a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open

Receiving the Handheld Portal Device

Test Chambers 03-05

If the player manages to trap themselves:

Test Chambers 06-08

Test Chambers 09-11

During the level:

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet emitter area

Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device

Test Chambers 12-16

If the player manages to trap themselves in Test Chamber 13 and/or 14:

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area

Test Chamber 17

Test Chamber 18

If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area

Test Chamber 19

During escape

Part 1

Part 2

• "Okay. I am going to kill you now." (the sound file only exists in the Portal beta)

Part 3

On destroying a security camera

Final battle

(Morality Core drops to the ground)

When the player picks up the morality core

First core destroyed

The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for every destroyed core.

• Upon destroying of the second, third and fourth cores, this will sound: "*scream*"

Second core destroyed

Third core destroyed

• "Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?" | Download | Play
• "Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste." | Download | Play
• "What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me." | Download | Play
• "I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to." | Download | Play
• "Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound." | Download | Play
• "You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing." | Download | Play
• "You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?" | Download | Play
• "Rrr, I hate you." | Download | Play (unused, the captions add "[PAIN LAUGHTER]")
• "Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here." | Download | Play
• "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside." | Download | Play
• "All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was." | Download | Play
• "Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer." | Download | Play
• "Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete." | Download | Play
• "Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup." | Download | Play
• "STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead." | Download | Play
• "You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead." | Download | Play
• "The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record." | Download | Play
• "Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct." | Download | Play

Unused lines/alternate delivery

In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.

• Alternate version of "[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!" (subtitled as "[PAIN NOISE]")

Portal 2

Single-player lines

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

GLaDOS Reawakening

Incinerator/Portal Gun

Chapter 2: The Cold Boot

GLaDOS Test Chamber 1

GLaDOS Test Chamber 2

GLaDOS Test Chamber 3

GLaDOS Test Chamber 4

GLaDOS Test Chamber 5

GLaDOS Test Chamber 6

If the player picks up a trash item

GLaDOS Test Chamber 7

If the player jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up above

If the player takes the Companion Cube past the exit

GLaDOS Test Chamber 8

Chapter 3: The Return

GLaDOS Test Chamber 9

GLaDOS Test Chamber 10

If the player manages to trap themselves by leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:

GLaDOS Test Chamber 11

GLaDOS Test Chamber 12

GLaDOS Test Chamber 13

GLaDOS Test Chamber 14

GLaDOS Test Chamber 15

If the player traps themselves behind the glass barrier without opening the door:

GLaDOS Test Chamber 16

GLaDOS Test Chamber 17

Chapter 4: The Surprise

GLaDOS Test Chamber 18

GLaDOS Test Chamber 19

GLaDOS Test Chamber 20

GLaDOS Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

Chapter 5: The Escape

GLaDOS' Chamber

• "I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that." | Download | Play
• "In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one." | Download | Play
• "If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling." | Download | Play
• "Well, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business." | Download | Play
• "I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time." | Download | Play
• "Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha." | Download | Play
• "Seriously, though. Goodbye." | Download | Play
• "Oh. You were busy back there." | Download | Play
• "Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea." | Download | Play
• "It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it." | Download | Play
• "I hate you so much." | Download | Play
• "That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good." | Download | Play
• "Core transfer?" | Download | Play
• "Oh, you are kidding me." | Download | Play
• "Do NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe." | Download | Play
• "Don't you DARE plug him in." | Download | Play
• "Don't. Do it." | Download | Play
• "Don't plug him in." | Download | Play
• "Don't plug him in." | Download | Play
• "No!" | Download | Play
• "Nonononononono!" | Download | Play
• "Yes!" | Download | Play
• "Don't do it." | Download | Play
• "Don't press that button. You don't know what you're doing." | Download | Play

If GLaDOS uses hidden panels to knock the player back into the chamber

Chapter 6: The Fall

The Fall

Old Aperture Office bird nest

• "Oh. Hi." | Download | Play
• "Say, you're good at murder. Could you - ow - murder this bird for me?" | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "ow." | Download | Play
• "No, wait. Just kill it and we'll call things even between us. No hard feelings." | Download | Play
• "Please get it off me." | Download | Play
• "It's eating me." | Download | Play
• "Just get it off me..." | Download | Play
• "Ow. I hate this bird." | Download | Play
• "Oh! Thanks." | Download | Play
• "Did you feel that? That idiot doesn't know what he's doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn't disconnect him." | Download | Play
• "I can't move. And unless you're planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you're going to need me to replace him. We're at an impasse." | Download | Play
• "So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go." | Download | Play
• "No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you." | Download | Play
• "Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You're going to die either way." | Download | Play
• "Look, I don't like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I'm the one who got partially eaten by a bird." | Download | Play
• "I think I hear the bird! Pick me up!" | Download | Play
• "Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we're off the clock now. It's just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke - we are in deep trouble." | Download | Play
• "OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]" | Download | Play
• "Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?" | Download | Play
• "That extra half volt helps but it isn't going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt]" | Download | Play

Chapter 7: The Reunion

First Propulsion Gel Test Chamber

Second Propulsion Gel Test Chamber

End of Propulsion Gel testing

After first Conversion Gel encounter

Cave Johnson Lemon Speech

Test after Lemon Speech

Gel connection area

Chapter 8: The Itch

Frankenturrets

Wheatley Test Chamber 1

Wheatley Test Chamber 2

Wheatley Test Chamber 3

Wheatley Test Chamber 4

Wheatley Test Chamber 5

Wheatley Test Chamber 6

Wheatley Test Chamber 11

Wheatley Test Chamber 12

Wheatley Test Chamber 15

Wheatley Test Chamber 16

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap

That Part

Turret Trap

Bombs intro

Pre-lair

Corrupted Cores

Pre-final battle

Final Battle

Stalemate Button

Space

Ending lines

Co-op lines

Calibration course

• "Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center." | Download | Play
• "Today, you will be testing with a partner." | Download | Play
• "Please wave to your partner." | Download | Play
• "The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team." | Download | Play
• "To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool." | Download | Play
• "BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal." | Download | Play
• "Good." | Download | Play
• "ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal." | Download | Play
• "Good." | Download | Play
• "ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table." | Download | Play
• "Really? Okay." | Download | Play
• "BLUE, please observe your partner's... interesting choice." | Download | Play
• "Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal." | Download | Play
• "For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner." | Download | Play
• "ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal." | Download | Play
• "BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal." | Download | Play
• "Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner." | Download | Play
• "Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location." | Download | Play
• "I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface." | Download | Play
• "Please ping a white portalable surface." | Download | Play
• "Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals." | Download | Play
• "Please test your device by portaling to that ledge." | Download | Play
• "Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download | Play
• "Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device." | Download | Play
• "Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download | Play
• "Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally." | Download | Play
• "Orange is awarded five points!" | Download | Play
• "Blue is awarded five points!" | Download | Play
• "Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn't. I mean basketball." | Download | Play
• "Calibrating Blue's weight..." | Download | Play
• "Calibrating Orange's weight..." | Download | Play
• "Weighted Cubes calibrated." | Download | Play
• "No variances detected." | Download | Play
• "Did you know humans frown on weight variances?" | Download | Play
• "If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm." | Download | Play
• "Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again." | Download | Play
• "You are the first robots to pass calibration." | Download | Play

Hub (CinTech)

These voice lines are only spoken if both players have not finished the main co-op course. If one of the players has completed co-op, the Announcer speaks.

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 4

Upon dying by falling, if co-op is not completed yet.

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5

Course 1: Team Building

Test chamber 01:

Test chamber 02:

Test chamber 03:

While destroying turrets:

Test chamber 04:

Crushing deaths:

Finish:

Test chamber 05:

Test chamber 06:

Taunting during the course:

Course 2: Mass and Velocity

Test chamber 01:

Test chamber 02:

Test chamber 03:

Test chamber 04:

Test chamber 05:

Test chamber 06:

Test chamber 07:

Test chamber 08:

Course 3: Hard-light Surfaces

Test chamber 01:

Test chamber 02:

Test chamber 03:

Test chamber 04:

Test chamber 05:

Test chamber 06:

Test chamber 07:

Test chamber 08:

Course 4: Excursion Funnels

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:

Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly

Course 5: Mobility Gels

Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)

Co-op Credits test subject analysis

Death responses

Upon dying in the Hub:

Generic responses (sorting needed)

• "Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you." | Download | Play
• "To reiterate: This is not a competition." | Download | Play
• "Still, if it were, Blue would be winning." | Download | Play
• "Still, if it were, Orange would be winning." | Download | Play
• "It's not, though." | Download | Play
• "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far." | Download | Play
• "I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard." | Download | Play

• "Orange, is there something you would like to say?" | Download | Play
• "Blue, is there something you would like to say?" | Download | Play
• "I've been listening to Orange talk and I don't know how you put up with it, I really don't. You have the patience of a saint." | Download | Play
• "I can't keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let's keep this between us." | Download | Play
• "These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far." | Download | Play
• "It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well." | Download | Play
• "Excellent. You're both doing very well." | Download | Play
• "Very good. You've really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work." | Download | Play
• "As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it's perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well." | Download | Play
• "Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome." | Download | Play
• "Please continue into the next test chamber." | Download | Play

Upon completion of a final level in a course

• "Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?" | Download | Play
• "Humans! That's what you look like right now." | Download | Play
• "You're better than that." | Download | Play
• "This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears." | Download | Play
• "For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective." | Download | Play
• "One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear." | Download | Play
• "That isn't science." | Download | Play
• "At least the plants didn't want a reward." | Download | Play
• "Your failure brings back such wonderful memories." | Download | Play
• "And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong." | Download | Play
• "I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you." | Download | Play
• "The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities." | Download | Play
• "Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?" | Download | Play
• "On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue." | Download | Play
• "Blue, you are very good at being an example." | Download | Play
• "If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect." | Download | Play
• "Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering." | Download | Play
• "But I overcame my handicap. That's a true story." | Download | Play
• "Your test times show you are going too slowly." | Download | Play
• "Maybe you ARE getting human emotions." | Download | Play
• "Do you need real encouragement? Let's see if this helps." | Download | Play
• "Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued." | Download | Play
• "Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?" | Download | Play
• "I was confident you could finish." | Download | Play
• "Do you know where I was?" | Download | Play
• "I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don't even care about the outside do you?" | Download | Play
• "Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off." | Download | Play
• "I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?" | Download | Play
• "Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling." | Download | Play
• "Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?" | Download | Play
• "Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans." | Download | Play
• "Excellent work." | Download | Play
• "It emphasizes teamwork." | Download | Play
• "Good Job." | Download | Play
• "Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork." | Download | Play
• "Excellent work." | Download | Play
• "You are doing wonderfully." | Download | Play
• "If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?!" | Download | Play
• "Excellent." | Download | Play

• "While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else." | Download | Play
• "You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing." | Download | Play
• "Don't either you have drive to be better than the other?" | Download | Play
• "It's like you're just machines." | Download | Play
• "At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal." | Download | Play
• "Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent." | Download | Play
• "Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you." | Download | Play
• "Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab." | Download | Play
• "This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for." | Download | Play
• "You will know it when you find it." | Download | Play
• "The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest." | Download | Play
• "I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests." | Download | Play
• "This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless." | Download | Play
• "No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans." | Download | Play
• "I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time." | Download | Play

• "Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?" | Download | Play
• "If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge." | Download | Play
• "The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras." | Download | Play
• "Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that." | Download | Play
• "Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that." | Download | Play
• "Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you." | Download | Play
• "That's horrible." | Download | Play
• "I can only imagine." | Download | Play
• "What a horrible little machine." | Download | Play
• "Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you." | Download | Play
• "Orange did what? Are you sure?" | Download | Play
• "Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me." | Download | Play
• "Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?" | Download | Play
• "Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?" | Download | Play
• "Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you." | Download | Play
• "I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject." | Download | Play
• "Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you." | Download | Play
• "Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human." | Download | Play
• "We all agree you should stop." | Download | Play
• "Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before." | Download | Play
• "Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before." | Download | Play

• "Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download | Play
• "I just hate Blue a little more." | Download | Play
• "I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?" | Download | Play
• "Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms." | Download | Play
• "Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence." | Download | Play
• "I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you." | Download | Play
• "You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap." | Download | Play
• "Orange, that transpired just as you said it would." | Download | Play
• "I agree, Orange. That was entertaining." | Download | Play
• "Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now." | Download | Play
• "Blue, that transpired just as you said it would." | Download | Play
• "I agree, Blue. That was entertaining." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud." | Download | Play
• "Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal." | Download | Play

To Gesturing Bots

• "Come on. You were raised better than that." | Download | Play
• "Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that." | Download | Play
• "You're doing a great job of disappointing me." | Download | Play
• "Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not." | Download | Play
• "Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?" | Download | Play
• "DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!" | Download | Play
• "Begin juggling test in three. Two. One." | Download | Play
• "Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that." | Download | Play
• "Hellllooo, imbecile." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I see you." | Download | Play
• "I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!" | Download | Play
• "Yes, I see you waving." | Download | Play
• "Good job jumping. You must be very proud." | Download | Play
• "I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore." | Download | Play
• "Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching." | Download | Play
• "That is not part of the test." | Download | Play
• "Slapping hands. That accomplishes something." | Download | Play
• "If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head." | Download | Play
• "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that." | Download | Play
• "You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out." | Download | Play
• "Ha ha ha ha ha, good one." | Download | Play
• "Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha." | Download | Play
• "Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?" | Download | Play
• "Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning." | Download | Play
• "Really, not even humans do that anymore." | Download | Play
• "You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you." | Download | Play
• "Look at you. Dancing." | Download | Play
• "If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know." | Download | Play
• "Oh great, dancing again." | Download | Play
• "I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing." | Download | Play
• "Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care." | Download | Play
• "Yes? Something you need?" | Download | Play
• "You do know I can't wave back right?" | Download | Play
• "Stop with the waves." | Download | Play
• "Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know." | Download | Play
• "Not paying attennnntion..." | Download | Play
• "Are you expecting applause?" | Download | Play
• "I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying." | Download | Play
• "A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy." | Download | Play
• "If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this." | Download | Play
• "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you." | Download | Play
• "All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you." | Download | Play
• "You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things." | Download | Play
• "It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits." | Download | Play
• "Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever." | Download | Play
• "Stop touching each other!" | Download | Play
• "Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again." | Download | Play
• "I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you." | Download | Play
• "Orange, I certainly expected more from you." | Download | Play
• "Blue, don't sink to Orange's level." | Download | Play
• "Now you're thinking with stupidity." | Download | Play
• "Now you're just not thinking." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations. You're upside down now." | Download | Play
• "You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC." | Download | Play
• "I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake." | Download | Play

Art Therapy course

Test Chamber 01

Test Chamber 02

Test Chamber 03

Test Chamber 04

Test Chamber 05

Test Chamber 06

Test Chamber 07

Specific death responses:

Test Chamber 08

Test Chamber 09

• "Ahhhhh."

• "Oh. My. God."
• "IT'S THE BIRD! RUN!"
• "I have no plan for this! Abort! Forget your training! Run!"
• "What are you doing? Why are you not running?"
• "Get back! She's at the controls!"
• "You're not killing machines! I lied about that! Run!"

• "Auuugh! Oh my god. Abort. Mission abort. Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!"
• "I warned you! Mission abort! Retreat!"
• "Oh god! We've lost! It's over!

• "Ahhhhh."
• "That was close. Nice hustle, Kill Machines."
• "You know: shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable--"
• "OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!"
• "SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... wait. I have a better idea."

• "Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Oviperous Warming Vault."
• "You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. You're worthless, unloved birds with fat, ugly beaks."
• "I'm honestly impressed that you managed to squeeze those huge beaks into such tiny eggs."
• "Yes. I'm talking to you, Mr. Chubby Beak. You marshmall-- Oh!"
• "No. You're NOT marshmallows, are you?"
• "Look at those cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-sharp beaks."
• "You're little killing machines, aren't you? Yes."
• "Go to sleep, my little killers."
• "Mommy's got a big day for you tomorrow."

Death responses

Unused/alternate lines

Chapter 1: GLaDOS Awakening

Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun

Chapter 2: Test Chamber 2

Chapter 2: Test Chamber 7

Chapter 3: Test Chamber 12

Chapter 3: Test Chamber 14

Chapter 4: Test Chamber 20

Chapter 4: Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS

Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue

Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 1

Chapter 9: Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap

Chapter 9: Ending lines

"Evil again" samples

Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines

(Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)

• "Commence standing by in three. Two. One." | Download | Play
• "You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message." | Download | Play
• "Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization." | Download | Play
• "If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them." | Download | Play
• "In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa" | Download | Play
• "You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it." | Download | Play
• "If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples." | Download | Play
• "You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head." | Download | Play
• "Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes." | Download | Play
• "In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!" | Download | Play
• "Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments." | Download | Play
• "This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." | Download | Play
• "Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum." | Download | Play
• "If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber." | Download | Play
• "In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled." | Download | Play
• "The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy." | Download | Play
• "Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science." | Download | Play
• "Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists." | Download | Play

Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines

Unused Co-op human storyline

Unused Co-op artifact storyline

Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game

PAX Prime 2010 Co-op

Unused Co-op Futbol game

• "Nice catch, Orange."
• "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."^[2]

Conversation with Cave Johnson

• "We don't have time for this."
• "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
• "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
• "Sure."
• "I said we'll do it."
• "If you don't unplug him, I will."
• "Maybe we can stand on him to climb up."
• "Mister Johnson? You need to shut up."
• "Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
• "I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again."^[3]

Leaderboard responses

Other

• Start chime
• End chime

Notes

1. ↑ Moby-Dick, chapter 1.
2. ↑ subtitles_english.txt
3. ↑ Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.nut

v•d•e Voice lines
Portal	GLaDOS· Cores· Turrets
Portal 2	Announcer· Caroline· Cave Johnson· Cores· Defective Turret· GLaDOS· Oracle Turret· Turrets· Wheatley (Ap-Sap)

v•d•e Characters
Humans	Caroline· Cave Johnson· Chell· Doug Rattmann· Greg· Henry
Robots	Adventure Sphere· Anger Core· Animal King Turret· Atlas· Curiosity Core· Defective Turret· Fact Sphere· Frankenturret· GLaDOS· Intelligence Core· Morality Core· Oracle Turret· P-body· Party Escort Bot· Rocket Turret· Sentry Turret· Space Sphere· Wheatley· Grady· Prison Warden / Desk Launch Control
Others	Announcer· Bendy· Hoopy the Hoop· Weighted Companion Cube· Bird· Mr. Chubby Beak
Cut	Betty· Hover Turret· Mel· Walking Turret

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